Friday, September 14, 2007

cook cook cook!!!!!!

MY NEW AMBITION IS TO BE A DAMN GOOD COOK!!!!!

cooked for the first time in my life 2 days ago on my own directions...
noodle... ok fine instant mee... BUT with cabbage bought from last sat from farmers' market.. (SHIT! it feels damn good to be housewifeish) fresh from the fields of illinois! and chicken which i bought from walmart!! AH HA HA!!!!
BUT it was bland as hell. dunno why.

but i tried again today. and... AHH!! CAN MAKE IT!!!!!!!!

getting my mother to rapidly email me recipes.
sigh. damn. freaking domesticated man.
but somehow am... liking it...
now if only...

hahahahahahaaaa

sigh. i am retarded.

COOK COOK COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i gather some guts... things might be looking up...

Your dating personality profile:

Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Traditional - Modern culture does not move you. You hold traditional values dear to your heart.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Your date match profile:

Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw him out of his shell and get to know what he is all about.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Intellectual
2. Traditional
3. Big-Hearted
4. Wealthy/Ambitious
5. Shy
6. Religious
7. Liberal
8. Romantic
9. Sensual
10. Practical
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Religious
2. Practical
3. Shy
4. Funny
5. Conservative
6. Traditional
7. Intellectual
8. Big-Hearted
9. Athletic
10. Sensual

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DisorderRating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:Low
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:Low
Avoidant Personality Disorder:High
Dependent Personality Disorder:High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

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